[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush. (Yes...)
[ ] You have been called a blonde.
[x] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (It just doesn't make any sense... plot holes, I mean)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less. (I use one or 2)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (SHUT UP!!)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class. (I snore and it wakes me up)
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 22 (GET THE TURTLES OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!)
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am x% mentally ill.








think I gonna do it XD lol, to see how ill I am XD